Game of Thrones: Liverpool City Council

21 June 2024

Gather all, for I stand before ye to recount the tales of a local government as tumultuous as the Seven Kingdoms. Earlier this week the good citizens of Leppington alerted me to a tale in Ye Morning Herald of Sydney, entitledGame of Thrones: Council axes 10th CEO in eight years, by noted scribes of these here lands, Kate McClymont and Ben Cubby. In the realm of Liverpool, winter is coming—a long night to rival the fiercest battles beyond the wall. Just as the great houses of Westeros contend for power, so too does House Liberal Party in Liverpool. He of the robes and chains, Mayor Mannoun, finds himself entangled in a struggle reminiscent of the infamous clash between the Starks and the Lannisters.

The latest chapter in this saga saw the ousting of John Ajaka, a seasoned and respected leader of this here dominion, akin to a noble knight cast aside in the dead of winter. The Hon. John Ajaka, former President of the New South Wales Legislative Council, assumed the mantle of CEO with high hopes and grand visions. Much like Ned Stark taking up the position of Hand of the King, Ajaka's appointment was heralded as a new dawn for Liverpool. Yet, within the council chambers whispers of discontent and mutiny grew louder and alliances shifted like the sands of Dorne. Alas, the tale took a dark turn when, in a heated exchange, Ajaka told he of the robes and chains to "shut the f--- up".

What followed was a swift and decisive move by the council, reminiscent of the Red Wedding. Ajaka was suspended, and despite the council's divided loyalties, he was cast out in a manner befitting the swift justice of the Iron Throne. The walls of Liverpool Council echo with cries of dissent and division, as if it were in the midst of a battle at Blackwater Bay. The suspension and subsequent termination of Ajaka's employment have sparked a legal war, with Supreme Court actions mirroring the epic trials faced by Tyrion Lannister. As the council stands bitterly divided, we find ourselves witnessing the brink of an internal war, much like the War of the Five Kings.

The decision, shrouded in controversy and allegations of procedural unfairness, has called into question the integrity of council. But do not despair, for the vigilant Night's Watch of this great State, local government Minister Ron Hoenig, has sounded the alarm, expressing grave concerns about the state of Liverpool Council and launching an inquiry. While, thankfully for those involved, this will be no trial by combat, the terms of reference read like a scroll of judgment. Conflicts of interest, financial mismanagement and the merit of recruitment processes are all under scrutiny. In this game of thrones, the path forward is fraught with peril. The people of Liverpool deserve better. They deserve honesty, trust, integrity, transparency and accountability. As Ned Stark said, "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."

Elected officials of the realm must serve faithfully and navigate these turbulent times with unwavering principles. The inquiry promises to be the spring that Liverpool so desperately needs, a light to chase away the long night of accusations of misconduct, mismanagement and maladministration. It is clear to me as a mere observer that ambition and ego have overshadowed Liverpool for too long, casting a pall over the city's governance like the impulsive and petulant leadership of King Joffrey Baratheon. The legal inquiry into the council's actions is like the arrival of the White Walkers—an inevitable force demanding confrontation with flaws in leadership and governance.

Winter is coming for those with improper motives, but with the inquiry's diligence and determination, I believe a new dawn will break. Let us usher in an era where justice prevails and the people of Liverpool can thrive under the guidance of true leadership. The free folk of Liverpool need gallant and brave leaders who are just, fair, and full of integrity. The fate of Liverpool council shall be decided. For, in the words Cersei Lannister, "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground."